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Women are crazy...not all women. Just all the ones I know. If you think you're not crazy and I know you... I will give you at least one or two examples of crazy things that you have done in the past that qualify you as crazy...and Mom, don't even think of responding because I have a book of crazy things you have done. Love you. And I love women. Men are crazy, too. But guess what? I don't want to end up with a man.

I have GIRL-friends who would rather jump through a thousand hoops, run through a burning house, swim in shark-infested waters, sit in a crashing plane, eat out of a maggot-filled trash can, and lick a CTA (CHICAGO TRANSIT AUTHORITY) platform, than tell a man exactly how she feels or that something is bothering her. Ladies, I have a secret: men hate when you want us to try and figure out what's wrong with you...and by men I mean ME. Games like that are soooo annoying. If you're under 25 or 26 -- fine, play your little games. But when you hit 30 to 35 and your biological clock is tickin' and you're ready to settle down, haha, KHARMA IS A BITCH!! For you women who played the games and lost, take a moment, think of the guys you could of had...take the moment...Now think about what you settled for.

Men play their game too, you know the "let me see if I can cheat on you and get away with it" game! Stupid game. I have never and would never play it, nor do I recommend it, but MANY men do play it. I will even go as far as saying most of the ones I know...not true 'cause I try not to surround myself with those kinds of men, and if you are one of those men and I hang out with you, notice that I don't call you, and I only hang out with you for short periods of time. And when I am around you, I don't really talk. I just listen and wonder how you got to be the way you are. You are what I call a dose person and you disgust me. I won't say it to your face because, well, you're a dog and should be treated as such. And you are untrained. And like an untrained dog you don't listen. Secondly, you justify your every move with things like: look at the way she is dressed, or I have not had sex in X amount of days, or she and I got in an argument...that's a good one, or she doesn't treat me the way I deserve to be treated, or BITCHES AIN'T SHIT. Don't be mad at me ladies. This is what they say when you're not around. And if they say any of that when you are around, you should examine that relationship. And if you are offended by any of this, you're probably crazy.

- Kevin