Racial Tidbits

Assumptions are so much easier. Just assume everything and life is more interesting. It's getting to where you can't take anybody at their word anymore. People are cattle...I've siad that before. Just say anything you want and people will believe it. You just have to have some feeling or conviction behind your words and everyone will believe it.

Tomorrow at work, try it. Go up to...hm, let's say...a Black male co-worker -- if there are any that you feel comfortable talking to, because you know how they are -- and say something like, "Dude, how about that Miami Heat? World Champions, eh." And because all Black men like basketball he will engage in conversation with you...you might even make a friend for life...well, until you sell him out or take advantage of him or mistreat him because of his race.

Now, White women, listen to this: Black women are a little trickier as all of them are pretty angry and hate White women. So with Black women you wanna say something like, "Hey, I dated a Black guy before." They LOVE that, so be sure to use that as an ice-breaker.

Or

"Hey, Shakongalaquishita Jenkins. Man, I love your hair. (Oh, and touch it. It's a sign of respect to touch Black women's hair after complimenting it.)

After this YOU will have a VERY different relationship with this and ANY other Black woman you meet.

Have fun cra-- ...folks. And you're welcome.

- Kevin