Bush Ain't No Bitch!

I just spent 3 dollars and 1 cent on gas...per gallon. God, I pray we win this war on terrorism because I am going to have to cut off my Tivo, cable, and change my cell phone plan and other necessities just to afford the gas. I think we're winning the war on terrorism though 'cause I haven't heard of any soldiers dying in the last...hmmm...whatever, we're so winning. And that's how we should keep score -- by deaths. Plus, we're the U.S. Fuckin' with us is like messing with the school bully. Nobody messes with the school bully...unless...you know...you're transfering to another school the next day, or moving out of the state. We are bad asses. We can kick anyone's ass. Bring it terrorists, BRING IT!!

I had mentioned this in my first blog, but I will say it again, if...no, WHEN we kick the terrorists asses, the war on racism will begin. Oh yes, it will begin. So racists, prepare yourselves, 'cause every single one of you is going DOWN!!...Just as soon as we win this little war. Which will clearly be soon.

Bush can't put a timetable on it 'cause then the terrorists will see it comin'. Bush is about surprise. That first election for example, oh my. Bush lost...no, SURPRISE!!! He won!!! Or Katrina. He was like, "Don't worry. Help is on the way." Day 1 -- nope. Day 2 -- nope. Day 3 -- nope. Day 4 -- nope. Day 5 -- SURPRISE!! See, ya'll thought help wasn't coming. Man, that Bush is all about suspense! So he's gonna surprise them by NOT giving a timetable 'cause Bush ain't no punk. Unlike Ford who ended the war in Vietnam. Glad they don't make Republicans like that anymore! "Oh let's quit. Let's get our soldiers out of there..." What a bitch.

No, sir. We gon' stay until the job is done. Bush ain't no Bitch! War is always the answer, ALWAYS. Read the Bible. There were plenty of wars in there. And if you're not Christian, read a history book. There are even more wars in there, any World history book. Well, I gotta go watch the news and see what the score is, GO U.S.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Kevin