FAT?

I like the heavier Inda . . . I mean FAT Inda. Fat ass Inda! Big fatty INDA!! HUUUUUUGE Inda. LARGE ASS INDA!!! Hey "Chubby can't stop eating, overweight, obese whale of an INDA!"

Okay, for those of you who know Inda, you realize how ridiculoust that opening sentence is because she is a little "fatter" than Kate Moss. And for those that don't know Inda . . . well that opening paragraph makes me look like an A-Hole . . . a very fit, good-looking, watches what he eats, healthy . . . A-HOLE. Inda, the camera adds ten pounds . . . though in that picture it looks like you had about 3 or 4 . . . now I'm being an A-HOLE. I am actually a very nice, SINGLE, secure guy, for those of you that don't know me. Ladies, I didn't mention that I am AVAILABLE. (Is it okay to put what I like in a woman in the blog Inda or is only kevINda stuff allowed? Let me know.)

So we go to DC in like a week. VERY Exciting. We rehearsed yesterday. I had an actor's nightmare the night before. An actor's nightmare, for those that don't know, is when you have a dream about a show (usually one that you are performing in or are going to perform in) and everything in the show goes wrong. EVERYTHING. Example: In my dream Inda was calm and cool and collected and I was so scared because we didn't memorize our new material, the stage manager had know idea what was going on or what she was doing, and we were going on in like 30 seconds. Oh, and the venue was horrible. And for those of you that don't know Inda, she's the one between the two of us who would freak out in that situation and she's FAT.