Who Would You Rather...?

So, I work at a restaurant. "An actor working at a restaurant get out of... " Shut up. Anyway, we usually play this game -- the movie game -- but I was sick of dominating so I started a new game. . . well, it's old, but to some of the participants it was brand new. Yes, folks we played "Who Would You Rather?" Juvenile? Maybe, but it passes the time. How it works is you give a person two choices, example: Halle Berry or Jennifer Lopez? Who would you rather _________? I changed it and said "Who would you rather date?" 'cause sex is too easy. In and out, and your done. Next two choices. . . Ha ha! In and out. So I said, "Who would yourather date. And we will assume they are single and available." That's how it's played.

Oh sorry, I chose Halle Berry, though neither women are in any position to be dating anyone 'cause, well, they need to get their constitution together. Give your self at least 90 days before you move on . . . why 90 days? I don't know ask Inda . . . (Seriously, I really don't know either of them so I really can't comment on their constitution.) So Halle is my choice 'cause I think she would be fun and I like her "smile" . . . both of them. She would let me do anything I wanted, I feel. Not tie me down or force me to commit, unlike Ms. Lopez. She would try to control me. I saw Out of Sight. I think that was her best film. And I love women who kick ass. Yes, strong women . . . NOT controlling . . . there is a difference. Like Halle in Catwoman...strong, NOT controlling. Clearly not controlling 'cause she had NO control over that script . . . or did she? Yeah Halle. I feel like we would have good conversation, like the scene in Monsters Ball right before she did it with Billy Bob Thorton, yeah she was laughing and having a good ole time, although she did do it with Billy Bob . . .hmm. Maybe I'm back to Jennifer Lopez, ah, but she was with Daredevil and let's face, it that movie was a little better than Catwoman, but then that's like saying the shit I did yesterday smells a little better than the shit I did this morning... yeah it's still shit. So I'm back to Halle, though she did do drugs...Jungle Fever? Yeah, she was a crack addict and then there was the whole giving up her baby and then wanting it back, yep in Losing Isaiah. Hmm. I don't know anymore. They both have their flaws. We would only be dating, though. It's not like I have to commit. But I know that they'll get too attached because, well, I'm special. Unlike any man they have ever dated for sure. Let's see Kevin Berry? or Kevin Lopez? Sorry, jumping ahead. We have A crack addict, Indian (sorry -- Native American) giving, ass kicking, sloppy seconds to Billy Bob, supermodel, or a controlling, ass kicking, daredevil dating, dancer. Hmmm. It has to be Halle 'cause crack wins everytime. Oh, and I like her "smile."