Kevin's first time

Wow. Bloggin'. I used to make fun of Bloggers: (In whiny voice.) "Dear diary, I am angry so I am going to put my shit ONLINE for everyone to see and read." (End whiny voice.) BAD idea. Anyway, I always do and/or become what I make fun of . . . so when I am the first gay, midget, white-Republican, vegetarian, female President, I am going to outlaw Blogging. Why? Because if I don't the Terrorists WIN! That made about as much sense as the war in Iraq . . . ZING!!! I am going to start a war on Racism . . . just to see which one gets resolved first.

So I am half of the sketch comedy group kevINda! We have been blessed . . . just lost all the non-Christian readers . . . um, yeah blessed. This has been a good union, the Kevin and the Inda. You readers should see us at either the DC Comedy Fest or the Chicago Improv Fest this year. Yeah, you all should come see it because we have about 98% new material. Yes 98%. I used a calculator.

Yeah auditioning. Hmm. Yeah, Inda let it go. When people do stuff that pisses us off, that's more material. When bad and/or stupid things happen--GOOD for kevINda. When good smart things happen, well . . . that's Kryptonite for kevINda, nahmean? Not that I'm calling this casting director stupid or bad. (Insert slave dialect) "'Cause I wants ta work. I loves ta eat. I ain't neva called no casting director none ah dem dere names, no suh, I's WANTS ta work in dis heyah field called actin! I GOT'S ta work Masa!!!"

Slave talk? Is that offensive? Nope, but if I were a cracker it would be! Cracker? Iis THAT offensive? Nope, you can't offend the privileged. Kidding, some of my best friends like white people. Trust me, the show is much funnier than this blog. Thank you for popping my Blog cherry. Was it good for you? I'm selfish so it doesn't matter. kevINda OUUUUUUTTTT!!! . . . and Inda don't edit my shit! (RANT.) Americans love to change shit so they can feel comfortable. That's why you got the mediocre shit you see on TV! Shall I list them . . . not enough hours in the day. Okay done.