Goin' Home-Home

I am going home to Canada... NOT Texas. Home-home... NOT home. I have not been to Canada in, I don't know how long. I am so excited. Inda and I are in the Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival. We perform Wednesday. I have a lot of family there and none of them have ever seen me perform... well, except for George Jefferson impressions when I was little. "WEEEZY!"

I went to church yesterday that was great. I like my church. I am so blessed. I always get that reiterated when I go to church. And if any of you ever wanna go with me to my church you are allllll invited.

I am packing right now. I will be in Toronto for a week. Oh my gosh I am going to have SOOOOOOO much Jamaican food. Why, you ask? Because my family is Jamaican!!! Like everyday Jamaican food breakfast lunch and dinner!! I can't wait!!!

Saw Stranger Than Fiction and Last King of Scotland. Both very good and both Oscar-worthy. Man, Forest Whitaker, good stuff. Stranger Than Fiction was the most origanal movie I have seen in a long time. My reviews really don't matter. I am not qualified to review anything, but then again, most reviewers are not qualified to review either. I think I am going to review reviewers. That would be hilarious. "Well, I didn't think the use of the word tenacity was appropriate for this show and three paragraphs -- really, is that necesary? Oh, thanks for the synopsis, but that's not a review; that's a synopsis. Not to mention that you just ruined the show for me." Consider that sketch written, folks.

Bye and much love. I will be back, especially since the Democrats are runnin' thangs NAH MEAN!

- Canadian